Wednesday, March 30, 2011

TAKE YOUR FACE OFF



Found this hiding in the back of our medicine cabinet and couldn't get over the hilarity of the name of this product. The irony persists in that I've heard that the texture of these make up remover towlettes is akin to sandpaper soaked in olive oil, which seems to me like something more suited for, say, removing varnish from furniture. Note the fear in the model's eyes on the box. Her face is about to be taken off by some bottom tier beauty product that, if it doesn't completely sandblast your skin, will probably leave an archipelago of pimples in its wake. If I knew how to use photoshop I'd probably try to include some spiffy product demonstration before and after pics, the latter sans face of course.

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